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台大一知名教授作鄉野調查,問一老農:愛情與婚姻的區別
是什麼?

老農不加思考隨口就答:
其實很簡單,您今天和她睡了,
明天「還想」和她睡:這是「愛情」。
您今天和她睡了,明天「還得」和她睡:這就是「婚姻」。

教授既慚愧又崇敬地望著老農自言自語:多精闢啊,
這可是我研究了大半輩子的世紀課題啊!
原來今天做了,明天「還想」做:
就是「事業」。
今天做了,
明天「還得」做:就是「職業」。

喝完一攤「還想」喝: 就是 「朋友」。
喝完一攤「還得」再喝:就是「客戶

實歲" & "虛歲"
最聰明的區分*****!

實歲,是你從媽媽身體出來的那天開始算的
虛歲,是你從爸爸身體出來的那天開始算的
哈哈〜有道理吧!

男人、女人的妙比
女人好比梨,外甜內酸。
吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的 , 因為吃到最後就把心扔了
,所以男人從來不懂女人的心。

男人就好比洋蔥,想要看到男人的心,就需要一層一層去剝!
但在剝的過程中,你會不斷流淚,剝到最後,你才知道洋蔥是沒心的。



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